Patrick Swayze Dies

August 18, 1952 - September 14, 2009

Sad to report, Patrick Swayze has lost his battle with cancer. Swayze died today at the age of 57. He will be remembered for many iconic roles throughout the 80's and 90's.

The Tubes - She's a Beauty

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This 1983 song and video by The Tubes is one of the best songs you'll ever want to listen to about strippers. It reached #10 on the charts.

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Bob the Blogger

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

Didn't always understand what he was singing, but didn't care. It just sounded good the way he was singing it. Eddy Grant reached #2 with this reggae inspired hit in 1983.

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Bob the Blogger

Movie of the Week - The War of the Roses (1989)

The trio of Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito worked so well for Romancing the Stone and it's follow up Jewel of the Nile that they decided to join forces again and make this 1989 dark comedy.

The War of the Roses is so funny, because it is so true. There are ways this troubled couple relate to each other that almost any married couple in the world can sympathize. There are classic scenes throughout that will stick in your memory forever.

Even though the Indiana Jones-like Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile get more attention for this trio of actors, it is this movie that is by far the more superior film.

Kudos to Danny DeVito for directing this film. It was an underrated job of directing. Go rent this film and thank me later.

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Bob the Blogger

The Vapors - Turning Japanese

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We've all heard the rumors so I don't believe there's a need to go into it here. Suffice it to say, this song is not about switching citizenship to become a Japanese citizen. Use your imagination if you don't know, and if that doesn't work, ask a friend what this song is about.

This was a big hit for The Vapors all the way back in 1980.

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Bob the Blogger

Top 10 Scandals of the 80's

These are the scandals that first hit my mind when thinking about 80's. I'm sure there are probably others out there and I welcome your feedback in the comments. That being said, out of the ten scandals off the top of my head in the 80's, I ranked them according to their importance and impact.

#10

Rob Lowe's Sex Tape

Doesn't he look like the cat who ate the canary in the photo above? Well that isn't too far off of what Rob Lowe did at the 1988 Democratic National Convention. While attending the convention Rob picked up a couple of, more than willing, girls from a local bar. He took them back to his hotel room where they engaged in a threesome that was videotaped. Unfortunately for Mr. Lowe, one of the girls was only 16yrs old.

I come down on the side of Rob on this one. I mean really, what are you supposed to do, start IDing girls you meet in bars? They're supposed to be old enough if they're in the place drinking in the first place.

Luckily, Rob had no legal problems arise from the tape, but the embarrassment from the tape being leaked, derailed his career for a period of time. Rob's career has totally rebounded and he enjoys steady work in Hollywood to this day.

An interesting fact about this scandal is that it is one of the very first Hollywood sex tape scandals. As we all know now, alot of celebrities use this as a vehicle to stardom these days. Boy, how times have changed.

#9

Oral Roberts Fundraising

In January 1987 Oral Roberts stepped in front of a camera and told all his followers God was going to "call him home" unless he raised $8 million by March. Luckily, for Mr. Roberts, a millionaire made up the lacking funds just before the deadline.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't God own everything to begin with? I have my doubts God would need Oral Roberts to raise a single penny for him if that's what he wanted. Here, in a nutshell, is what is wrong with organized religion. I highly doubt God approves.

Anyway, don't get me started. On to the next entry on the list.

#8

Milli Vanilli's Lip Synching

In 1989 Milli Vanilli was performing live on MTV when the recording began to skip, leaving the duo trying to cover by playing right along with the skip. Finally, they both ran off the stage in utter embarrassment. As questions arose from the mishap it was revealed that neither Milli or Vanilli sang on the album. They were just live puppets. Because they had won Grammy Awards the scandal was heightened and they ended up giving the awards back.

#7

Ben Johnson's Steroids Scandal

Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson was just sick and tired of losing to American sprinter Carl Lewis. So what did he do to get better? Train? No. Steroids? Yes. In doing so, Johnson became unbeatable. He shattered two world records and won Olympic Gold in 1988.

When it was found, through testing, Johnson had been taking steroids he was stripped of his world records and his Olympic Gold Medal.

#6

Pete Rose Bets On Baseball

For the life of me I have never quite understood Pete Rose's sin here. Did he bet on baseball? Yes. Did he bet on Reds games? Yes. Did he bet against the Reds? No.

Pete Rose never bet against the team he was managing and/or playing for. Therefore, he never tried to fix a game or anything even close to it. What he did do is put his money where his mouth was and say his team was gonna kick the other team's ass. I don't have a problem with this.

To keep the all-time hits leader in the history of baseball out of the Hall of Fame and to give him a lifetime ban is just unbelievably ridiculous. Baseball should be ashamed. Charlie Hustle didn't cheat!!! Reinstate the man and put him in the Hall where he belongs!!!

#5

Gary Hart's Love Of Rice

Donna Rice that is. Hart was the clear Democratic front runner to win the party's nomination to be President in 1988. Unfortunately for Hart and fortunately for the country, his extra-marital affair with Donna Rice was revealed and it derailed his career. Gotta love Rice!!!

#4

Jimmy Swaggart The Hypocrite

Jimmy Swaggart must have been thinking the ministry was just a microcosm of the great 80's movie Highlander. He must of been thinking of the movie's theme of "There can be only one", because he had been running around policing the Kingdom of God and taking the heads of such high profile preachers as Jim Bakker and Marvin Gorman for extra-marital affairs.

Here's the rub. While Jimmy was busy eliminating the competition he was doing the exact same thing himself. And what made matters worse was he was cheating with streetwalking prostitutes. Tsk tsk tsk....I don't think God approves Jimmy.

#3

Jim Bakker Cheats and Evades

When it was found out Jim Bakker had cheated on Tammy Faye with the church secretary, Jessica Hahn, that was bad enough, but when the subsequent investigation, because of the hush money, uncovered numerous financial irregularities, the government came at him with both barrels blasting.

By the time it was all over, Bakker suffered a nervous breakdown and was sentenced to 45yrs in prison. PTL.

#2

The Iran Contra Affair

This scandal touched a lot of people in Washington, but it never made it up to Ronald Reagan. And there is a simple reason why. Reagan knew nothing about it. As much as some people would like to lay the blame at his feet, he simply knew nothing.

The player that came out of this affair, looking much better than the Democrats would have liked was Oliver North. He became so popular for his coolness under oath, his hair cut became the fad of the summer of '87.

#1

Savings And Loan Scandal

The savings and loan crisis of the 1980s and 1990s (commonly referred to as the S&L crisis) was the failure of 745 savings and loan associations (S&Ls aka thrifts). An S&L association is a financial institution in the United States that accepts savings deposits and makes mortgage loans. The ultimate cost of the crisis is estimated to have totaled around $160.1 billion, about $124.6 billion of which was directly paid for by the U.S. government—that is, the U.S. taxpayer, either directly or through charges on their savings and loan accounts^[1]—which contributed to the large budget deficits of the early 1990s.

The concomitant slowdown in the finance industry and the real estate market may have been a contributing cause of the 1990–1991 economic recession. Between 1986 and 1991, the number of new homes constructed per year dropped from 1.8 million to 1 million, the lowest rate since World War II

---Wikipedia

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Bob the Blogger

Animotion - Obsession

This was an even a larger hit than it's #6 chart position would indicate. That may be due to the fact of it's status as a club song and it's content. Animotion charted this song in 1985 with lead singers Astrid Plane and Bill Wadhams on vocals. It wasn't until later, when both Plane ad Wadhams had left the group, that Cynthia Rhodes (also known as Mrs. Richard Marx) joined as lead vocalist.

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Bob the Blogger

Murray Head - One Night in Bangkok

One Night in Bangkok took an unlikely road to One Hit Wonder stardom. Murray Head was an actor starring in a musical called Chess. This song was in the musical, but found a life outside the show. The music for the song was composed by Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson of ABBA fame. The lyrics were written by Tim Rice. It reached #3 on the U.S. charts in 1984.

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Bob the Blogger

Actor of the Week - Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas

Sept. 25, 1944 -

By the time the 80's rolled around Michael Douglas, the son of movie legend Kirk Douglas, had already been very successful in Hollywood. He had already won an Oscar in the 70's for producing One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Also, he had starred in the critically acclaimed 1979 movie The China Syndrome.

In the 80's Douglas gained super stardom with blockbuster after blockbuster, including a Best Actor Oscar for playing Wall Street tycoon Gordon Gecko in the 1987 movie Wall Street.

Douglas has had a long and successful career in Hollywood and he is still at it to this day. I have no doubt Douglas has at least one more award worthy performance in him.

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Bob the Blogger

Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz

In 1982, Dutch singer Taco took Puttin' on the Ritz to #4 on the U.S. charts. The song and the video both had a different sound and look to it and people responded well to the deviation from the norm. Taco, though, never had another sniff at the charts.

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Bob the Blogger

Top 10 Gender Benders of the 80's

The 80's was a decade of quite a bit of androgyny. Guys were wearing makeup and sporting long hair and girls were cutting their hair short, some even had buzz cuts. Lot's of guys were looking like girls and lots of girls were looking like guys. Lucky we got out of the decade not completely confused Adam was Adam and Eve was Eve and not vice versa.

So, who were the biggest Gender Bender Offenders??? Well, let's count them down.

#10

Michael Caine

Dressed To Kill (1980)

Michael Caine donned a wig, shades and a trench coat to play a psychopathic psychiatrist in the 1980 movie Dressed To Kill.

#9

Peter Scolari & Tom Hanks

Bosom Buddies (1980-1982)

These two made a couple of the most hideous looking women I have ever seen. It must be really, really hard to find an apartment in New York is all I have to say.

#8

Dee Snider

Twisted Sister

Scariest transvestite in the history of mankind. Dee Snider looked like a Rocky Horror Picture Show, acid induced nightmare in the 80's.

#7

Joyce Hyser

Just One of the Guys (1985)

This movie scared me, because I didn't know what to do with my feelings of attraction when Joyce was dressed like a guy. I'm still confused to the day.

#6

Jamie Farr

M*A*S*H* (1972-1983)

I take it back about Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari being the most hideous women I'd ever seen. Jamie Farr as Cpl. Klinger takes the grand prize for that category. What's a fella have to do to get out of the services, anyway???

#5

Pete Burns

Dead or Alive

In the 80's Pete Burns was the poor man's Boy George. The thing is George has moved on from his gender bending past, to a certain extent. Pete, however, has decided to not only continue, but even further his endeavors. He, pretty much, is unrecognizable as a man these days.

#4

Poison

I remember the first time I ever saw this album cover and I thought to myself, Who are those hot chicks. When I found out it was a bunch of dudes, I felt so dirty that I had to go take a shower.

#3

Dustin Hoffman

Tootsie (1982)

Dustin Hoffman wasn't so much ugly as a woman, he was just not pretty. Hoffman used his gender bending ability to get ahead in his career in the 1982 movie Tootsie.

#2

Annie Lennox

The Eurythmics

Was I supposed to feel disgusted? Repulsed? Scared? I don't know, but for some reason I was strangely attracted. So, when Annie did away with some of the shock value I knew why. Annie Lennox was actually beautiful in her natural state as a woman and she couldn't even hide it with short red hair and a business suit.

#1

Boy George

The Culture Club

Was there ever any doubt who should be #1 on this list? I had absolutely no idea for the first hit or two The Culture Club had that the lead singer was a guy. He looked like a girl, walked like a girl, danced like a girl and he even sang like a girl. And to top it all, he even was attractive as a girl. I'll never forgive him for that.

Well there you have it, the Top 10 Gender Benders of the 80's. How I ever made it out of the 80's with my mind not in a permanent state of confusion is some kind of miracle.

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Bob the Blogger

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance

The easiest dance in the history of mankind to learn. If you had two arm and could lift one above your head in a 45 degree angle and the other in front of your waist at the opposite 45 degree angle, then you knew the Safety Dance.

The video for this song by Men Without Hats, was just wrong on so many levels. The three main characters in the video kind of scared the bejesus out of me. The lead singer was always shifting his eyes from one side to another and it made him look posessed. The girl, who was twirling and dancing, was just downright crazy looking. She looked, as though she belonged in an insane asylum. And, well, as far as the dwarf goes, dwarves have always scared me quite a bit. If you add a jester outfit to one you have the fodder for many future nightmares.

With all that said, it was still a catchy tune, which could not be denied a high place on the charts.

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Bob the Blogger

Nena - 99 Red Balloons

Not even Hitler could do as much to advance the German language in English speaking countries as Nena did when they brought out 99 Luftballons. And even though I could sing every single word in German, I was glad it was the English version, 99 Red Balloons, that topped the charts in the United States.

This song is so good I'm gonna post the German version down below. Enjoy!!!

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Bob the Blogger

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

I figured I may as well start this One Hit Wonder week out with what I consider the all-time greatest one hit wonder.

This is just a great song from beginning to end. The words are nostalgically great, the music is unbelievably catchy, and the video is a wonderful example of the 80's type of video. Add that all together and you, not only, have one of the best one hit wonders of all-time, but you have one of the best songs of all-time.

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Bob the Blogger

Artist of the Week - One Hit Wonders

There has been no other decade, in music, like the 80's, when it comes to One Hit Wonders. There was more of them in the 80's than any other decade and the quality of the One Hit Wonders were better, in addition.

Actually, some of the best songs to come out of the 80's or any other decade, for that matter, were One Hit Wonders. It's almost like these musicians put every ounce of talent and strength into one single song and it completely depleted them of any such hope of ever writing another song as good.

This same mystery also may explain why so many bands throughout the history of popular music debut with these unbelievably good albums and then are never able to duplicate that artistry or success.

Anyhow, this week I will be posting videos of artists that had only one big hit and was never really heard from again in the U.S. I hope you enjoy!!!

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Rocket

This was Def Leppard's last hit of the 80's. It reached #5 in 1989 off their hugely successful Hysteria album.

Def Leppard had several more hits in the 90's and are still going strong today. They are definitely one of the most succesful rock acts of all-time. Hope you've enjoyed the Def Leppard Week.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Love Bites

Def Leppard slowed it down for this #1 hit in 1988 off their Hysteria album. Another one of my faves.

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Def Leppard - Armageddon It

This song reached #3 in 1988 off Def Leppard's Hysteria album.

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Def Leppard - Hysteria

This is one of my favorite Def Leppard songs and definitely my favorite off the Hysteria album. It reached #9 in 1987.

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Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me

This song has proven to be one of Def Leppard's most enduring hits. It reached #2 off their Hysteria album in 1987. The video listed above was their official U.K. version.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Animal

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This was the 2nd hit off the Hysteria album. It reached #5 in 1987.

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Def Leppard - Women

After Pyromania ended it's glorius run of success in 1983, Def Leppard was fell by a series of misfortunes, including drummer Rick Allen losing his left arm in an automobile accident. His bandmates refused to move on without him, so they waited 4yrs for him to recover and learn how to drum with just his remaining right arm. This is one of the reasons I personally love Def Leppard, loyalty to their buddy.

The question was, would the hiatus and misfortune to Allen cause the band to slip. They released the Hysteria album in 1987 and this song was their first hit off the album, reaching #7. Looked as though Def Leppard picked right up where they left off.

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Bob the Blogger

Movie of the Week - Crossroads (1986)

The Karated Kid becomes blues man extrordinaire Lightning Boy in this 1986 movie. Classically trained as a guitarist, Ralph Macchio yearns for the more raw sounds of the deep south blues. A wily old blues man convinces Macchio to help him get back down south on the pretense of allowing him to record a lost blues song that was never recorded.

There is plenty of good music throughout the movie, but it is the final guitar battle between Macchio and real-life guitarist Steve Vai that makes this movie a must-see.

Rent it if you haven't seen it. It is an enjoyable weekend film.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Action! Not Words

This was Def Leppard's last hit off their unbelievably successful 1983 album, Pyromania. It reached #42 in 1983.

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Def Leppard - Billy's Got a Gun

Not one of Def Leppard's biggest hits, but still good to rock out to. This song reached #33 in 1983 off their Pyromania album.

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Bob the Blogger

Top 10 Best Use of Facial Hair in the 80's

Facial hair wasn't quite as prominent in the 80's as it was in the 60's and 70's. However, what facial hair there was in the 80's was used to maximum potential in getting the owner noticed.

Now sit back and get ready to take a ride on the musta... er.....uh.....I mean just sit back and lets count this thing down. Yeah that's what I meant to say. Enjoy!

#10

Ted Lange

A cruise on the Love Boat just would never have been the same if Isaac Washington (Lange) wasn't standing behind the bar, smiling and serving you up shot of tequila after shot of tequila. Thanks Isaac for all the good times and the need for a liver transplant.

#9

Jon Cryer

Ducky from Pretty in Pink with a beard and mustache? No way! Yep, it sure was, and that is why Jon Cryer has made this list.

It was so shocking to see the Duck Man with a full beard and mustache in the movie Hiding Out. Luckily, we didn't have to see it for too long, due to him shaving it off early in the film, or else we would have went on sensory overload.

#8

John Oates

Mr. Oates was most definitely rocking out that big mustache throughout the 80's. When he shaved it off in the 90's, he was difficult to recognize. I say Oates should grow it back in all it's glory and never shave it off again.

#7

Freddie Mercury

Here was another thick soup strainer in the 80's. Freddie Mercury was able to pull off wearing this mustache pretty much through the entire decade, even though a mustache of this magnitude was more a fad of the 60's and 70's.

#6

Hulk Hogan

"Thunder Lips.....In the flesh, baby!!!" And with those words the legend of Hulk Hogan and his trusty mustache was born.

Rocky III was the first time I had ever seen Hulk Hogan, but he left a lasting impression. He was so much bigger than Stallone and just downright scary looking with that menacing mustache.

#5

Sam Elliott

Plain and simply, one of the greatest mustaches to ever grace the motion picture screen. The great thing about Elliott is that his mustache has only gotten bigger and better as time has went on.

#4

William Lee Golden

Many won't recognize the name, but you surely should recognize the beard. Golden's beard was on full display in the 80's as the Oak Ridge Boys hit #1 with the hugely popular song Elvira.

#3

ZZ Top

ZZ Top gave you double the hair with their crazy long beards in the 80's. Looks as though the guy in the middle should have been fired and they should have brought in William Lee Golden, up above, to take his place. Would have been a trio made in follicle heaven.

#2

Tom Selleck

Tom Selleck had the king of all mustaches in the 80's. It's pretty hard not to hear the name Tom Selleck or Magnum P.I. without immediately thinking about that huge mustache.

#1

George Michael

George Michael is #1 here for the simple reason of how influential that shadow of a beard was in the 80's. If you were a teenage boy or a fully grown man you was looking to ride the coattails of George Michael by growing your own version of the wildly popular 5 o'clock shadow. We all grew it to help us get the chicks. Come to find out, Georgie boy was after the exact opposite. Man, what a waste. George Michael could of had any woman he wanted back in the day.

Well there you have it, my Top 10 Best Use of Facial Hair in the 80's. I hope you enjoyed. If you disagree with my list or if you have any suggestions for a future top 10 list, please leave it in the comment section below.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Comin' Under Fire

Def Leppard finally released a song off the Pyromania album that didn't reach Top 10 status. Although, it probably should have, but people might of been starting to get burned out a bit. This song reached #24 in 1983.

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Def Leppard - Too Late For Love

This is Def Leppard's 4th consecutive Top 10 hit off their Pyromania album. The song hit #9 in 1983.

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Actor of the Week - Ralph Macchio

Ralph Macchio

Nov. 4, 1961 -

He was, is and always will be the Karate Kid, Daniel LaRusso or Daniel-san. That's how the world remembers Ralph Macchio. However, Macchio was no one-hit wonder, by any means.

Macchio enjoyed the huge success of starring in three Karate Kid movies in the 80's, before handing the role over to a girl in 1994's Next Karate Kid. That girl happened to be future Oscar winner Hilary Swank.

The funny thing about those Karate Kid movies, was Macchio was far from actually being a "kid". He was 23yrs old upon filming the first movie, 25yrs old for the second and the ripe old age of 28yrs old when he filmed his final installment of The Karate Kid. The eternally youthful looking Macchio didn't actually start looking like he was out of his teens until he was like 45. I'm sure this hindered his opportunities as an actor later on in his career. However the 80's was a boom for Macchio.

It's easy to forget Macchio's other accomplishments as an actor, what with all the hype over his Karate Kid role. But, he was in several other very good movies in the 80's and early 90's. He played a major role in The Outsiders as a juvenile delinquent running from the law and a blues loving classical guitarist in the underrated Crossroads. That is not to mention his success in the early 90's with movies such as My Cousin Vinny.

Unfortunately, as Macchio's looks began to mature to what would be a normal state for most people, he began finding good roles hard to come by. Macchio is still acting, but his blockbuster success is far behind him. I would still love to see him in some better roles than what he gets now. Macchio hasn't lost the ability to act, just the ability to act like a teenager.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Foolin'

This was Def Leppard's 3rd consecutive Top 10 hit off their Pyromania album. It reached #9 in 1983.

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Def Leppard - Rock of Ages

"Gunter glieben glauchen globen" Yep this is how the song starts off. Def Leppard had every kid in the world speaking German, yet no one, to this day, can translate...lol.

This was their 2nd consecutive #1 hit off the Pyromania album in 1983.

Top 10 Fat Boy Sidekicks of the 80's

This may possibly be the most ill conceived Top 10 list I have done so far. I really didn't figure this fact out until I had compiled a list of about 20 Fat Boy Sidekicks. By then, I was too far into it to turn back. So with that said, let's get started.

First let's get a little of the definition of our list title out of the way.

Fat - Having too much flabby tissue; corpulent; obese.

Boy - A young man who lacks maturity, judgement, etc.

Sidekick - A close friend, confederate or assistant.

So basically, this list is full of a bunch of overweight, immature accomplices. Yep that about sums up the guys on this list, alright. Always there for the lead character to count on in times of need. Be it for a good deed or a bad one. Enjoy the list!!!

#10

David (Joe Rubbo)

The Last American Virgin (1982)

(WARNING - Some may find movie clip offensive)

This funny sequence of scenes shows Fat Boy Sidekick David (Joe Rubbo) in two capacities which are very important to being a Fat Boy Sidekick. First, his willingness to be the financier of things needed. And secondly, his need to protect his buddy from being hurt, be it physically, or as in this case, emotionally.

#9

Chunk (Jeff Cohen)

The Goonies (1985)

This clip shows another very important characteristic of a good Fat Boy Sidekick. Chunk shows us his willingness to completely humiliate himself, if so asked, just to fit in.

#8

Chubby (Mark Holton)

Teen Wolf & Teen Wolf Too (1985 & 1987)

Boy, did the casting directors ever show their ability to think outside the box on this one. The Fat Boy Sidekick in these Teen Wolf movies somehow was a gifted basketball player and boxer, respectively.

#7

Lawrence (John Goodman)

Everybody's All-American (1988)

John Goodman displays three very important traits of a Fat Boy Sidekick in this movie clip. He shows the ability to guzzle beer with no hands, make fart noises with his armpits and tell a good joke on command. Great clip.

#6

Willard Hewitt (Chris Penn)

Footloose (1984)

Looking back on this now, Chris Penn really wasn't much of a fatboy. He just always seemed to be and, of course, was a fatboy in the subsequent years leading up to his death.

As far as Penn's Fat Boy Sidekick attributes go, in this movie, he shows a willingness to please his buddy by doing what he can to learn how to dance. He also shows the protectiveness, by helping his buddy out in the fight scene at the end.

#5

Paulie (Burt Young)

Rocky III & Rocky IV (1982 & 1985)

I posted the above clip for two reasons. First, because more people need to know how excellent of an actor Burt Young has always been. Give the man his props. Secondly, It shows a couple of great Rocky scenes where Paulie shows his Fat Boy Sidekick credential by being willing to take on Rocky's opponents to protect him. As Paulie says "I don't sweat you!"

#4

Vincent Benedict (Danny DeVito)

Twins (1988)

Here is a different take on the Fat Boy Sidekick. In Twins, Danny DeVito, although he is the Fat Boy Sidekick, seems to have the upper hand in the relationship between him and Arnold. He's the one who is more streetwise and risk taking. So, Twins definitely took a different spin on the Fat Boy Sidekick role.

#3

Victor/Captain Chaos (Dom DeLuise)

The Cannonball Run I & II (1981 & 1984)

Ok, so a Fat Boy Sidekick sometimes needs to have a mentally unstable side to him. Well, Dom DeLuise had that down in spades in The Cannonball Run movies, while playing sidekick to Burt Reynolds.

#2

Del Griffith (John Candy)

Plains, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

I love John Candy and he is definitely a great Fat Boy Sidekick in this movie, among others. However, a Fat Boy Sidekick has got to know the difference between two pillows and a pair of ass cheeks or he just may be kicked to the curb.

#1

"Joliet" Jake Blues (John Belushi)

The Blues Brothers (1980)

A Fat Boy Sidekick has to be able to "Shake a Tail Feather". And he has to be able to keep up while shaking that tail feather. Well, John Belushi NEVER had a problem keeping up. Great video clip!

Well there you have it. I know it wasn't the greatest list, but I still hope you had fun reading and watching. Let me know in the comments if you can think of any better 80's Fat Boy Sidekicks.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Photograph

This is the song that kicked off Def Leppard's Pyromania album in 1983 by reaching #1 on the charts. Pyromania was an absolute monster of a success for the boys from Sheffield, England. There was no looking back after this song, which happens to also be one of my personal faves.

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Bob the Blogger

Def Leppard - Bringin' on the Heartbreak

You guys may not believe this, but this song actually never cracked the Top 40 in the United States. Def Leppard released this song twice. Once in 1981 and again in 1984 and yet neither time could the song make it's way into the Top 40. I cannot understand this for the life of me. This is one of their best songs ever, if not their best.

Anyhow the song is off their High 'n' Dry album of 1981.

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Def Leppard - Let It Go

This is Def Leppard's very first song which charted in the United States. It hit #31 in 1981 off their High 'n' Dry album.

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Bob the Blogger

Artist of the Week - Def Leppard

Def Leppard are an English rock band from Sheffield, who formed in 1977 as part of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal movement. Largely on the strength of their albums Pyromania and Hysteria, Def Leppard became one of the top-selling rock bands throughout the 1980s, selling over 65 million albums worldwide,^[3] including over 35 million in the United States alone. Def Leppard are ranked #31 on VH1's "Greatest Artists of Hard Rock".^[4]

-Wikipedia